If you’re not all up to speed on
our own personal ghost adventures, you can read the background to this story by
scrolling down.
Caught up
now? Good. Now you know we have a ghost. Or an Elemental. Or a Sylph.
Something. Or we did, and then it left. And now it’s back.
It’s a
little early to consider it fall, but on the weekend that marks the unofficial
end of the summer, weird things started happening once again. I have no idea
why fall and winter are so darn important, but they seem to be.
I went
upstairs to take a shower on Sunday. I had towel in hand, as well as clothes.
Once I entered my bedroom, I noticed that the bed, which I made, first thing
that morning—hold your applause—was mussed, like J had sat down on the edge of the
bed to put on his shoes. This is commonplace, but I have a pet peeve, and that’s
wrinkles in the bed. So I smoothed them out. Then I took my towel to the bathroom,
and came back to put my dirty clothes in the hamper. And the bed was mussed, in
the exact same spot, again.
“Huh.” I
smoothed the covers out again. Then I popped my head out of the bathroom twice
more to see if the bed was mussed again, and it wasn’t. When I told J about
this first occurrence, he was amused to note that the ghostesses must be
Peeping Toms.
Asshole.
I was then
in the shower, and I kept hearing thumps. Wondering to myself what those boys
could possibly be doing to cause so much noise, I hurried out of the shower so
I could determine if danger was imminent in whatever game they were playing,
and found six books. On the floor. Which had been on the bookshelf when I got
in the shower.
“Okay.
Hello, again.” I said. I went about my day.
K had the
girlfriend over to watch movies yesterday afternoon, and Ant was playing
chaperone (we pay him well to keep an eye on those kids). As they were sitting
watching a movie on Netflix in the bonus room/den, the computer turned itself
on. And then off. And then on again. Which elicited squeals from all three of
them for me to come in the room and see for myself.
The
girlfriend has told me this is the weirdest stuff she’s ever seen.
So, later
that night, as I was sitting the back porch with J and telling him our ghostesses
were back (and he, of course, was likely surveying the skies for the impending
alien invasion—like that’s EVER going to happen) we got found ourselves
experiencing another bright flash of blue light. Which he couldn’t deny seeing
this time around. It was bright enough to temporarily blind someone.
Which all
goes to explain why he’s finally given me leave to buy a ghost hunting kit!
Yippie! Jesse and I have been trying to convince him that this is a needed
expense for years. Now I’m going to be able to scientifically prove there’s
something going on. The question is, who wants to come on over and go ghost
hunting with me?
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Tell me, do you have a wild ghost
story? Would you ever go ghost-hunting?

I've watched those ghost hunter shows and I've always wondered one thing: Once you identify that there is a ghost (which it seems you already have), then what? It's not like the ghost appears, says, "Ahhhh, you got me, good job," then disappears forever. You need to call Venkman, Egon, Spangler, and Zedemore, more commonly known as the Ghostbusters. They'll get rid of that...What do you mean that's just a movie?
ReplyDeleteRegardless, good luck with your ghostesses (love saying that out loud), and I wonder if you would just piss off the ghost if you got rid of all your books and bought a Kindle.
That's it! I've wanted a tablet for a long time (although, I often read books on my phone, because I like being able to hold it with one hand in bed), and now I have a substantial reason to get one!
DeleteI was going to recommend the Ghostbusters as well. But whatever you do, don't let them cross the streams inside your house or you'll get Stay-Puft marshmallow everywhere! ;)
DeleteI will be in your town on October 20...but for a wedding...but we might come in early like on Thursday or something. Then we'll be back around the giving of thanks holiday. The hunt is on.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to be bossy. You will come in to town early, and plan on spending a significant amount of time with me, hunting for ghostesses in my house. There will be drinks and snacks and shenanigans involved.
DeleteI'm going to say, yes. I will either come into town early for Thanksgiving or Julia's wedding so that we can do the items you enumerated, above. I'm not sure which one it will be but luckily they are only a month apart.
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